Kale Me Crazy, by the numbers
Every figure below comes from real financed deals — what buyers paid, where, and how the loans performed.
SBA Franchise Directory: listed ✓ (identifier S2366)
3 deals since 2020 · typical deal $433K
3
Deals since 2020
$433K
Typical deal
0
Deals since FY2025
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Too few deals to score risk
Kale Me Crazy has 3 SBA deals on record — real financing history, but too few to score a failure rate you should trust. Underwrite the location and the FDD.
What buyers pay for Kale Me Crazy
Most Kale Me Crazy deals financed between $333K and $589K. Above $589K, you're paying more than 75% of buyers did — make the seller earn it.
- Monthly payment (10-yr)
- $5,656
- Down payment (10%)
- $48K
- Cash to close (all-in)
- $64K
Estimates at today's rates and standard 7(a) terms. Not a loan offer.
Could you get the loan?
Three answers. No documents, no credit pull.
Credit score
Available cash (you'll need ~$64K)
Experience
Recent financings
- KTME Partners L.L.L.P. in Woodstock, GA — $589K (2024) · Byline Bank
- Program
- Preferred Lenders Program
- Rate at approval
- 11.25% variable
- Term