Monkey Bizness, by the numbers
Every figure below comes from real financed deals — what buyers paid, where, and how the loans performed.
SBA Franchise Directory: listed ✓ (identifier S1125)
1 deals since 2020 · typical deal $20K
1
Deals since 2020
$20K
Typical deal
0
Deals since FY2025
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Too few deals to score risk
Monkey Bizness has 1 SBA deal on record — real financing history, but too few to score a failure rate you should trust. Underwrite the location and the FDD.
What buyers pay for Monkey Bizness
Most Monkey Bizness deals financed between $20K and $20K. Above $20K, you're paying more than 75% of buyers did — make the seller earn it.
- Monthly payment (10-yr)
- $302
- Down payment (10%)
- $2K
- Cash to close (all-in)
- $3K
Estimates at today's rates and standard 7(a) terms. Not a loan offer.
Could you get the loan?
Three answers. No documents, no credit pull.
Credit score
Available cash (you'll need ~$3K)
Experience
Recent financings
- CF HappyKids LLC in Colorado Springs, CO — $20K (2023) · The Huntington National Bank
- Program
- SBA Express Program
- Subprogram
- FA$TRK (Small Loan Express)
- Rate at approval