The Birthday Suit, by the numbers
Every figure below comes from real financed deals — what buyers paid, where, and how the loans performed.
SBA Franchise Directory: listed ✓ (identifier S7491)
1 deals since 2020 · typical deal $200K
1
Deals since 2020
$200K
Typical deal
0
Deals since FY2025
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Too few deals to score risk
The Birthday Suit has 1 SBA deal on record — real financing history, but too few to score a failure rate you should trust. Underwrite the location and the FDD.
What buyers pay for The Birthday Suit
Most The Birthday Suit deals financed between $200K and $200K. Above $200K, you're paying more than 75% of buyers did — make the seller earn it.
- Monthly payment (10-yr)
- $2,957
- Down payment (10%)
- $22K
- Cash to close (all-in)
- $30K
Estimates at today's rates and standard 7(a) terms. Not a loan offer.
Could you get the loan?
Three answers. No documents, no credit pull.
Credit score
Available cash (you'll need ~$30K)
Experience
Recent financings
- Adventures Of The Creative Kind L.L.C. in Columbus, OH — $200K (2023) · Telhio Credit Union Inc
- Program
- Preferred Lenders Program
- Rate at approval
- 10.25% fixed
- Term